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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:39
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Tensions rise as Patrick slams Abbott’s veto of THC ban: ‘Legalizes marijuana in Texas’ - KHOU
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is it possible to be a full-time, self-supporting working visual artist in today's society?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
‘Stick’: Apple’s Golf Comedy Scores on the Charms of Owen Wilson - Rolling Stone
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
12 Shocking Celebrity Revelations From This Week That You Simply Won't Believe - BuzzFeed
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
2025 Nashville Superspeedway pit stall assignments - NASCAR.com
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the key trends in AI search platforms?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Post-Dobbs abortions continue to increase: Report - Axios
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are some “hard to swallow” facts about K-pop?
Then came..
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?